Silly Saturday!!! :D

 Hey Peoples! so i mad up a new every other day joke thing! So..its a joke of the day! so on Monday there will be another joke! so the days with the jokes are...:

* Mad Monday
* Wacky Wednesday
* Finger up your nose Friday
* Silly Saturday


Hahaha!!! i love Fridays!
 so here is our silly Saturday joke!!!!!!!


One day there was a little boy in kindergarten. His teacher asked him to right down some teachful things.So when he got home he went to his mom."mom,i need some words for school." said the boy "shush up im on the phone!" yelled mom. so he wrote down shush up im on the phone.then he went to his brother who was watching batman. "um..i need something." asked the boy."danananananana BATMAN!!" said his older brother.so he wrote that down. then he went to his little brother who was in the bathroom. " I need some help!" yelled the boy. " down,down,down,down,down,the toilet gently down the drain." sung his brother to the tune merily down the stream.so he wrote that down.then he went to his dad who was watching golf on the t.v."daddy!daddy!" yelled the boy."49 and hit em hard!" yelled the dad.so he wrote that.then he went to his grandma."my buns are burning!".so then he wrote that down.the next day he went to school.
TEACHER:So did you write down anything?
BOY:Shush up im on the phone!
TEACHER:Um who do you think you are?
BOY:Dananananananana BATMAN!
TEACHER:Okay,your staying home after school.Where do you live?! 
BOY:Down,down,down the toilet gently down the drain.
TEACHER:Okay how many spankings do you need?
BOY:49 and hit em hard!!!
TEACHER:okay!
So then while she was spanking him....
BOY:My buns are burning!